Villains are the New Heroes

I am one crazy girl when something goes wrong. I find myself running away from the good and facing the bad. Talk about a weird life. I  fiercely defend those that are close to me. Who ever knew how human beings operate. Someone like Hitler loved his dogs and hated Jews, his fellow human beings. If I were alive that time I would have probably preferred to be a dog. I once dreamt that some old woman had killed my cat. All common senses were shut down immediately as I avenged my cat in a bloody brawl.

Can someone love me that way? If my cat would stab someone for me then I would know cats are better than dogs. What the heck am I even talking about!

I am the girl that farts in front of the boy that she likes. I don't know how I'll end up having the best people from my worst behaviour. Girls aren't that excited about the idea of having a neurotic half psycho as a friend. Me neither. But the fear draws some close to me. I thrill, I hurt and love at the same time. I bite and kiss thereafter. It would make sense if someone wouldn't want to stick around me. My bloodsuckers are sure to do good work of tearing up their hearts and exposing their little scared-y souls. Okay I sound crazy. 😁😤😏

IF I COULD FREEZE THINGS!!

19^th June 2013 00:20

Not yet asleep. This bed is freezing. And today hasn’t been exciting. Welcome to the life of Gloria! Wohoo! I bet all my friends are clubbing, shaking their boon boons till they drop dead. Others to wake up with terrible hangovers by the time the sun has already set!  And I, the terribly sweet child carefully tucked into my bed! Let me laugh at that. Okay I’m not into booze and drugs but sometimes I want some time to shake these bones without consequence. Shida ni I have a lot to think about, a whole lot to worry and fix.

I was thinking maybe we could fix a certain day for fun! Yay! I’m dead serious by the way! For hanging out and talking; if you are up for it. It will do us some good. You won’t be bored because me na wazimu zangu are a real great company. I’m thinking ice-cream then swimming in a river (lol), skating haha! Playing make-up(ok that sounds all girl stuff) and maybe wrestling?? Fantastic right? 

Figured I’ve never had best friends to do that with me but I’ll recruit you! I know you wanna say no, We can make a blood pact too… totally awesome, ndio siku moja ukidai, “Get the f*** out of my face bitch. I don’t wanna see your face in a thousand light years” nakushow, a-a. We mixed our blood. Sharp me. We should really do that. Okay gotta sleep on these plans, nione how that can happen in Earth-Reality. AWESOME!!!

My grandma’s been acting like a neurotic bitch. I know that deserves a slap, calling her so, but she’s been crawling up our butts and that is not a pleasant feeling. She’s been blackmailing her kids by screaming `Oh I’m gonna die! In fact, I’m dying!’ That drama is to make them go see her! We haven’t refused but anatupa tantrums nyingi. Next time I bet we’ll be hearing that she’s pounding the floor with her hands like a child. DRAMA QUEEN. 

A Night with the Men of Hollywood

Last night I dreamt of many things. I love my dream especially when I know that I ‘m dreaming, and I am still intelligent enough to figure my way through and have fun.  So I had my fun when I had a boy crush with a face of the guy in Twisted. Avan Jogia. Damn, never thought I could still crush on him. I don’t have a clue about his age so I can’t start hitting on him. But in dreamland it is allowed. With caution. 

He was took the form of a man of an Arabic descent.I went to visit him at his home. They had a house that looked like those classrooms found in most of Public schools. The house was big though. His name was Sultan but I preferred found myself addressing him as Suli. Then his mom turned neurotic at some point. She forbid me from ever seeing him. So I went outside and screamed ‘TYLER!!!’ Suli change into Tyler Hoechlin, from Teen Wolf. Lol. To my relief he came to my rescue. He scolded his mom and warned her to stop being nasty to me. Yaay. And then at some point his skin on his forehead turned a shade darker, like a tan. But I could still see his eyes colour when I kissed his forehead.

I wonder what was going on in my head, dreaming about these two men. I don't know much about their personal life, but I know they are cute, I like their acting skills and I am a big fan obviously!!!